I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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