shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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