Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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