At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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