Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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