Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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