We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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