remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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