I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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