I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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