Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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