Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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