quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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