real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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