I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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