absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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