I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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