Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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