Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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