Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize