would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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