Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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