I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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