So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
