how can u be prego again
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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