i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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