I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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