I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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