He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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