His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!