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• (510): View more from California

  he said he didn't have a condom.

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  and you said?

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  that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My dick looks like crazy bread

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  pics are now mandatory

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am

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• (619): View more from California

  my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs

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