Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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