Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.

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(404): View more from Georgia

i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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(843): View more from South Carolina

you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.

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(210): View more from Texas

I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.

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(408): View more from California

He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby

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(314): View more from Missouri

Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.

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