All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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