You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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