I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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