i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
wow bdsm is so cute
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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