Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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