Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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