we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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