i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I deserve to be covered in dicks
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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