he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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