question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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