did you get engaged???
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
this is an emotional support booty call
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