hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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