no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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