Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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