he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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