Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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