If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I think people are normalizing furries
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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