when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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