Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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