I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.