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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I think I can smell my own vagina right now

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  this weekend will be like the season finale to my life

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??

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• (516): View more from New York

  Come through the front door when you get here.

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  Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage

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• (415): View more from California

  Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.

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• (716): View more from New York

  His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂

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• (585): View more from New York

  There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.

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