she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill