no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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