I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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