Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Even my vagina gasped.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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