You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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