38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize