Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(209): View more from California

i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me

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(956): View more from Texas

im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?

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(815): View more from Illinois

we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.

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