I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding