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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures

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  I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy

  (586): View more from Michigan

  But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon

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• (949): View more from California

  Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding

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