Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
23 Absolutely Despicable Things That People Have Actually Done
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
25 Disturbing Facts That Will Make You Question Everything
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.