At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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