i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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