sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He shit in the fireplace
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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