I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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