before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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